Beepy beepy beepy beep, Beepy beepy beepy beep, Along the A40, we all creep.

Tooty tooty tooty toot, Tooty tooty tooty toot, No good lookin’ for alternative routes.

Flashing lights and one lane signs, We’ll never get to work on time.

Road works all done in conjunction, Ensures Oxford will cease to function.

Sandie Rushton
Burford